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Monday, April 28, 2014

Exposing feminism, one stupidity at a time...peeing standing up.

How to Urinate Standing Up as a Female
Warnings
•Peeing standing up can be messy. Don't try it for the first time at a friend's house if you are interested in retaining the friendship.
•Practice at home first before you try this anywhere, except when you're going camping, hiking, etc.
•Remember this will take time to get a hang of it. Don’t be discouraged if it doesn’t work the first time.
•Remember that while you may only be using a public toilet to urinate, other women may need to use it to defecate or sit for other reasons. Please be conscientious and lift the seat – and if you do miss, wipe up afterwards; after all, this is what women expect from courteous men. Also clean the seat.
Now, if that doesn't work for ya, here are some feminist inspired ways you can pee, just like a man...
Since feminists aspire to be men because of their inferiority complex, it's a good thing to have choices...
But if your a woman without said inferiority complex, disregard this post, we are proud of you and like you, just the way you are....

The stand up

The go girl

The shenis

By the way, why do feminist adore the cat species instead of dogs? Because the male of the species squats too pee, it gives them a sense of power over the male. lol...
Comedy aside, if feminists want to be like men because of the inferiority complex they have towards us, that's fine, no problem with that, but...be advise, we do not like the female of the species to behave like men, as you do not like the male species to behave like a woman, not that it scares us or makes us feel uncomfortable, but because of the nature of things, the femininity is extremely attractive to us, makes us work hard, get flowers, bonbons, dinners, go on a knee, so on....
If on the other hand, someone of the female gender wants to be just like a man, don't ask why you go home to a cat, or to some mangina that bows when you come home, wears a pink shirt, smells just like a woman, calls 911 to defend your honor in a violent situation, instead of riping his shirt, thumping his chest and fighting for you, not very appetizing is it?
It's a free country, choice is yours...
The feminist male...
 
Or a man...



 
So go ahead, be like a man as the lonely feminist wants you to be, see where that goes....
The rest of us will behave the way nature intended and we'll get along just fine...

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